Actually, for entirely banal reasons. I accidentally submitted the post before I’d finished it, and because my blogging software is hand-sewn, I had to access my ftp server to remove it. Which took an eternity using the command-line ftp client, and I got upset. That’s the necessary but insufficient cause part.
This is also my first week of being 100% nicotine-free, and I could really, really use a fag. Hence: flat keyboard, wobbly J. It’s a small price, I guess.
We need Miranda. We need something/someone to direct our excess energy towards, otherwise we’d all end up hating each other. You see, we’ve found something wonderful in her. Bless.
Comments
Joseph
I broke my keyboard writing this post.
I smashed it with my fist so hard I busted the little legs that prop it up. One of them flew out, ricocheted off the wall and nearly hit me.
Also, the “j” key seems kinda wobbly now.
Television's Kynan Barker
I love you.
Robert
Joseph, why?
Joseph
Actually, for entirely banal reasons. I accidentally submitted the post before I’d finished it, and because my blogging software is hand-sewn, I had to access my ftp server to remove it. Which took an eternity using the command-line ftp client, and I got upset. That’s the necessary but insufficient cause part.
This is also my first week of being 100% nicotine-free, and I could really, really use a fag. Hence: flat keyboard, wobbly J. It’s a small price, I guess.
Miranda
I feel famous.
Actually, I’m not exactly the way I came across on the webdiaries. It is true that sometimes I wallow in the luxury of a charicature.
Always happy to provide the entertainment.
Robert
Lol.
At Joseph’s temper, and at Miranda’s… well, at Miranda.
Kroke
We need Miranda. We need something/someone to direct our excess energy towards, otherwise we’d all end up hating each other. You see, we’ve found something wonderful in her. Bless.